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Send us the best (or worst) of your poetic discharge! Make sure you count your syllables (at least make it close) and make it good. Don't get all philiphisophical on us either or you will be subject to ridicule...


ANGSTMOUTH by Reverend Strawberry

Something in my teeth
Is transmitting messages
You'll all be sorry


POTATO BOY'S BIG DAY by Reverend Strawberry

The freezer is full
I would yodel about it
If I had a neck


PLAGARISM by Louse

some fuckin' shitass
uh! some fuckin' shitass uh!
some fuckin' shitass


PUBLIC POOL by Belyle Dibble

Swim in the kid's pool
have some fun but watch out for
brown baby ruth bar


OCULAR PASTE by Jen Hermesmeyer

Glazed like doughnuts
Marzipan eyes stare upward
Never blinking


SEXY by Heywood Jablome

Sexual tension builds
Release is inevitable
Refractory period long


CAT HAIKU by Meg "Meat Lover's Pizza" McCalmon

Litter box clean now
like a peaceful zen garden
mere seconds, new poop


DOPPLEGANGER by Belyle Dibble

Doppleganger
the evil twin does exist
make him go away


WING NUT by Belyle Dibble

Put the wing nut
on that last bolt and tighten
the lawnmower works


THIRST by Belyle Dibble

Could you be the one
that drank my last Budwiser
Thirst is unbearable


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